No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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