Dual....:-)
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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