Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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