Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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