I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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