lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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