I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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