It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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