Im at strip club and am horny
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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