A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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