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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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