now i know why i became what i already was.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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