I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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