how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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