I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
The air taste purple.
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