Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
