Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The Olympian is in my bed
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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