The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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