i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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