HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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