ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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