Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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