just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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