Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
What a dumb baby whore.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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