Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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