how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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