He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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