discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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