I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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