the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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