Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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