if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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