omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
a search helicopter?!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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