Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
wow bdsm is so cute
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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