In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago