once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..