and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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