bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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