no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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