I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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