I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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