At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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