Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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