Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again