can we get nightvision for the apartment?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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