After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she told me i tasted like america
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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