I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I will be naked everywhere
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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