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Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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