The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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