i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
vagina is talking i cant
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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