She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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