i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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