Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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