I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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